"Gargantua and Pantagruel". We know the Gargantua story but when was it ever told as a condensed musical?
lyrics
Gargantua in Paris put cathedral bells on his horse
And more of this discourse…
11 months in his Mother’s womb she was eating tripe and drinking wine
Gargantua grew and grew. learning Latin by candlelight
The Lord of Suckfist and Pantagruel sang these songs to whoever would listen
]Shittard Squirtard Crackhead Turdous the bung has flung some dung on us
Filthard Stinkard the Lord of Suckfist the bung has flung some dung on us
There is no need of wiping one's tail, said Gargantua, Gargantua. When it is foul, then we must drink before we wipe. Said Gargantua Gargantua
Now, I prithee, go on in this wipe-fumitory discourse , and by my beard, I swear, by the good Breton wine, from the country of Verona to the hills of Texarkana
F# G C F F# G C F
Afterward I wiped my bum with nutria in pantyhose afterward I wiped my bum with a cormorant and a lawyer’s sack
with a pouch, with a pannier, that was wicked and fulfilling and
then with a hat, yes, a hat. Of hats, please note that some are shorn others shaggy, some covered with taffeta, and others velvet or satin. The best of all these is the shaggy shaggy hat, for it makes a neat pattern of the fecal matter.
Shittard Squirtard Crackheads Turdous The bung has flung some dung on us
Filthard stinkard the lord of Suckfist the bung has flung some dung on us
Afterward I wiped my tail with a pigeon’s tongue and a lawyer’s sack. Afterward I wiped my tail with a hen with a cock with an armadillo
But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of / all the arsewisps, bum fodder, tail-napkins/ bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches / there is none in the world compares to the/ neck of a goose, the neck of a goose / if you hold her head betwixt your legs.
And believe me on my honor, you will feel in your nock hole A pleasure that passeth understanding communicated to the bum-gut
Even to the regions of the heart and brain. Even to the regions of the heart and brain said, Gargantua, Gargantua
credits
from Goo Seneck,
released January 26, 2023
Carol Berzas jr Joe Cabral
Anthony Cuccia Mark Bingham
Doug Garrison, Jon Gross, Monika Heidemann,
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